Let’s just say you’re not a “cruise” type of person, but you envy the people who do take cruises for the forced relaxation involved when you’re stuck on a boat with nowhere to go. If that sounds like you, then a barge trip in France might be right up your alley. It’s the perfect solution if you can’t seem to make yourself kick back on vacation, because these barges move at a snail’s pace - letting you enjoy the scenery as well as some much-needed down time.

France Vacations has some two-for-one barge trips on sale right now which might be of interest to you. Here are the deals they’ve got available:

• The Heart of Burgundy - 6 nights/7 days on the Burgundy Canal, includes some shore excursions, October 25, 2008 departure, from $1915
• The Picardy Cruise - 6 nights/7 days in the region made famous by the Impressionists, this barge has a whirlpool spa & fitness room, October 11 & 25, 2008 departures, from $1915
• Lower Burgundy - 6 nights/7 days in the River Saone in lower Burgundy, some shore excursions included, October 4 & 25, 2008 departures, from $2215
• Alsace-Lorraine Region - 6 nights/7 days in the famous Alsace-Lorraine region, wine tasting excursions available, October 18 & 25, 2008 departures, from $2215
• The Moselle River - 6 nights/7 days from France to Luxembourg, some shore excursions included, October 18 & 25, 2008 departures, from $2215

You’ll find details about all of these specials on the specials page of the France Vacations website; just scroll down & look for the words “Barges SPECIALS,” and - as always - read all the details before you book.

Thanks to the LA Times for the pointer on this deal.